Dusty Bunny
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this fluffy individual
with it's fluffy scratch and sniff aura
makes such a lovely sight
for even the biggest brute
who can resist the softness
of a little white fuz ball
that only serves to bring joy
and laughter to the masses?
one i know can not is i
and another i know is you
or else you wouldn't still read this
messed up poem of plu
would you believe plu is word
not one so well know
seeing how i just now made it
from the wonderous thing of my mind
lurking, slivering, DRIPPING
with thoughts of fluff and the stuff
that smells when you scratch it
i ponder who can deny it
no man or woman
of earth or nonearth
can say the fluff isn't enough
for making their day bright
with a touch of this stuff
i'm sure you'll come with us
when we all go to sleep
thinking of nothing but fluff
dreaming of a good thing
made by pure happy dreams
and pureness of a happy thing
made by a good dream
can you follow the madness
that follows the fluff of this fellow
made of the good and the pure happy
dreams that you will have?
he's made of stuff
fluffy and neat that wants
and needs your loving lustness
for his plu-stuffed fluff
this fellow i speak of it funny
in a way you must know
and of course i shall share
for enough is his fluff
witth the fluff you see gruff
even muff, nuff, buff, and wuff
all over the cute
and sweet piles
he sleeps in a cave
made from pluff
of a thing you want
if the fluff you want to feel
he is none other than
the little guy
under your pouch
or is it mouch?
i think it's called a couch
yes it is for sure
a couch i think of
that holds your potato
and houses the little dude
from fluff and stuff
that is so enough
for even the tuff to puff
a bunny of sorts
that lives in the p..m..
no, couch of the earthbound apple
we call a poe tay toe poe tah toe
he is a friend for us all
as he's all for a friend
if you think they'll like
stuff of a fluff
the stuff is the dust
and the fluff is just stuff
to make our scratch, sniff, fluffer
a.k.a. known as dust bunny.
Ok. Guys, I was tired and needed to do something to make me want to go to bed. I think this poem may have helped there. If it makes you scratch your head for a short time but then you catch up then thank you. If you scratch your head and then quit i'm sorry.
Hey, did you know that 'i' has been accepted as the only pronoun to be capitalized because the old english scholars realized that the 'i' would get lost in writting so if you capitalize it it won't get lost? I learned that yesterday during my Eng. IV class. Mrs. Conkel's obsession is so awesome. I learn more from her in a day than I do from most teachers in a year.
And now you know how the 'i' works. I hope that made your day better if some fluff wasn't quite enough to push your duff all the way to happinessfulness (yeah, I meant to do that).
Capt. over and out!
with it's fluffy scratch and sniff aura
makes such a lovely sight
for even the biggest brute
who can resist the softness
of a little white fuz ball
that only serves to bring joy
and laughter to the masses?
one i know can not is i
and another i know is you
or else you wouldn't still read this
messed up poem of plu
would you believe plu is word
not one so well know
seeing how i just now made it
from the wonderous thing of my mind
lurking, slivering, DRIPPING
with thoughts of fluff and the stuff
that smells when you scratch it
i ponder who can deny it
no man or woman
of earth or nonearth
can say the fluff isn't enough
for making their day bright
with a touch of this stuff
i'm sure you'll come with us
when we all go to sleep
thinking of nothing but fluff
dreaming of a good thing
made by pure happy dreams
and pureness of a happy thing
made by a good dream
can you follow the madness
that follows the fluff of this fellow
made of the good and the pure happy
dreams that you will have?
he's made of stuff
fluffy and neat that wants
and needs your loving lustness
for his plu-stuffed fluff
this fellow i speak of it funny
in a way you must know
and of course i shall share
for enough is his fluff
witth the fluff you see gruff
even muff, nuff, buff, and wuff
all over the cute
and sweet piles
he sleeps in a cave
made from pluff
of a thing you want
if the fluff you want to feel
he is none other than
the little guy
under your pouch
or is it mouch?
i think it's called a couch
yes it is for sure
a couch i think of
that holds your potato
and houses the little dude
from fluff and stuff
that is so enough
for even the tuff to puff
a bunny of sorts
that lives in the p..m..
no, couch of the earthbound apple
we call a poe tay toe poe tah toe
he is a friend for us all
as he's all for a friend
if you think they'll like
stuff of a fluff
the stuff is the dust
and the fluff is just stuff
to make our scratch, sniff, fluffer
a.k.a. known as dust bunny.
Ok. Guys, I was tired and needed to do something to make me want to go to bed. I think this poem may have helped there. If it makes you scratch your head for a short time but then you catch up then thank you. If you scratch your head and then quit i'm sorry.
Hey, did you know that 'i' has been accepted as the only pronoun to be capitalized because the old english scholars realized that the 'i' would get lost in writting so if you capitalize it it won't get lost? I learned that yesterday during my Eng. IV class. Mrs. Conkel's obsession is so awesome. I learn more from her in a day than I do from most teachers in a year.
And now you know how the 'i' works. I hope that made your day better if some fluff wasn't quite enough to push your duff all the way to happinessfulness (yeah, I meant to do that).
Capt. over and out!
j/k.... It's an interesting poem....but, you're an "interesting" person...so it works out in the end 