The New Spongebob Theme Song...

Sing this one to the tune of the old one...

from JoeUser Forums
(Note: I like Spongebob but at the recent controversy I had to write this... :D )

Are you ready kids?
-Aye, Aye Captain!
Oh, who touches himself while watching you pee?
-Spongebob Squarepants!
Horny and gay and mellow is he.
-Spongebob Squarepants!
If a poke in your butt is what you wish.
-Spongebob Squarepants!
Then get ready and wait to be hooked like a fish.
-Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants. Spongebob Squarepants!

Well there you go, the new and gayed up Spongebob song... LOL

(2nd Note: All in good humor, like I said...I like the show and this "controversy" is stupid)

~Zoo
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
*impressed*

Very funny, Zoo . . . I loved it!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very funny, Zoo . . . I loved it!


Well thank ye kindly, Tex

~Zoo
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Appreciate this zoo especially in the light of my recent post about the same contraversy. Don't these people have better things to do? I mean, we're bloggers so they should already know that we don't.

-suspeckted

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Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I mean, we're bloggers so they should already know that we don't.


Sad but true...

~Zoo
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sad...hardly, I'm glad there are times in my day when I have nothing better to do. How much of a leisure filled life do I lead that I find countless hours to ramble my poetry and random attempts at insight.

-suspeckted
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
How much of a leisure filled life do I lead that I find countless hours to ramble my poetry and random attempts at insight.


Hmm, well if you look at it that way then life truly is good

~Zoo
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
ah... lol, so classically prejudiced. always good for a rib-cracking laugh.
(if i'm thinking correctly of what prejudiced is!)
*giggles and starts looking for a dictionary*

It was great, and I love You!
~Liv
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Aw you're too cute with this one Zoo...very funny!! (now you've started me singing over and over...spongebob square pants...!)
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I love that zany, yellow fella.