The Greatest Ways To Die

Here are a list of some of the greatest ways to die or kill someone.

1) Crushing a mime in a trash compactor. Now he'll really be trapped in a box.

2) Being eaten by a pack of weiner dogs.

3) Beating someone to death with a midget.

4) Dressing up as Richard Simmons and walking into a biker bar.

5) Having a heart attack after over dosing on Viagra.

6) Going on an all night coke bender with a lovely young girl named Carl, then being found naked in the desert somewhere with a penis drawn on your back.

7) Hanging yourself at Disneyworld in a Mickey Mouse costume.

8) Sacrificing yourself to honor your dog, Gigi.

9) Insult a motivational speaker to the point where they kill themselves.

10) Snipe a clown at a kid's birthday party.

I just thought these were funny little ways to die or kill someone so if you were offended by some then fuck off. I would love to hear some more ways to die by anyone who can think of em.
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...that's a fun little list...Nice..

~Zoo
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I always thought it would be fun to die while trying to get out form under a dusty bed. Those dust bunnies are relentless I tell you. I wouldn't go do without a fight.

They say you can drown in a spoon of water. Why not be sufficated in one? Or even kill someone with one.

Capt. over and out!