Rumor "Cygya Software releases Area51 Vapour Suite"
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"Yes, folks! It's that time of year again. The BIG Cygya Expo, here at Area51!"
"The rumour this year, is the Area51 Vapour Suite. Finally some light on the subject. It has been rumoured, that the Area51 Vapour Suite is nearing completion. I want to confirm that this wicked rumour, is actually just a rumour, and that there is no shred of evidence that the Area51 Vapour Suite is near completion. However the much anticipated Jabberwocky Multifaceted holistic interface Improver, is nearing completion." Now I know you are sitting there wetting your undies, in anticipation, the panoptic features of Area51 Vapour Suite. It's amazing features include such items, as integrated, word processing, cheese grater and tummy scratcher, html editor, lumber stretcher and doubles as a left handed monkey wrentch (in a pinch.)
"But why STOP there, you ask?"
Well we here at Cygya Software couldn't leave our loyal Customers in the lurch! As an added incentive, for waiting patiently, while the Area51 Suite is completed, we have decided to throw in a wonderfull, set of Ginsuey Knives on purchase (once the Suite is actually completed.)Also we have worked a deal with Ron Popeele, to include his patented Spray Paint Hair in a can as an added bonus.
This was written as a satire of someones' prior promotional efforts, no actual products exist and if it actually does, then GOD Help us all.
"The rumour this year, is the Area51 Vapour Suite. Finally some light on the subject. It has been rumoured, that the Area51 Vapour Suite is nearing completion. I want to confirm that this wicked rumour, is actually just a rumour, and that there is no shred of evidence that the Area51 Vapour Suite is near completion. However the much anticipated Jabberwocky Multifaceted holistic interface Improver, is nearing completion." Now I know you are sitting there wetting your undies, in anticipation, the panoptic features of Area51 Vapour Suite. It's amazing features include such items, as integrated, word processing, cheese grater and tummy scratcher, html editor, lumber stretcher and doubles as a left handed monkey wrentch (in a pinch.)
"But why STOP there, you ask?"
Well we here at Cygya Software couldn't leave our loyal Customers in the lurch! As an added incentive, for waiting patiently, while the Area51 Suite is completed, we have decided to throw in a wonderfull, set of Ginsuey Knives on purchase (once the Suite is actually completed.)Also we have worked a deal with Ron Popeele, to include his patented Spray Paint Hair in a can as an added bonus.
This was written as a satire of someones' prior promotional efforts, no actual products exist and if it actually does, then GOD Help us all.
