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Chorus: The Shack has the mostest at the very very lowest!
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Chad: Offer not available fer Avatar-class ’n larger.
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Chorus: The Shack provides perfection with Billy Bob’s complete selection!
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Chad: That just ain’t right.
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Chad: Mmmm... Yor grease ’n dags! Yummy!
Billy Bob: So c’mon down to Billy Bob’s Gun-Book-Accessory Fly by Shack! We’re the one-stop shop fer overlords of all alignments! Located on Pleasure Station One in the Mother Teresa Sector and with a soon-to-be-open location on Deep Space Sixty-nine in the Sea of Lost Souls Sector.
Chorus: The Shack! The Shack! The Shack! Visit us once and we know y’all'll c’mon back!
Chad: Order any of our products through the hypernet at ggg.theshack.com! All orders over 200bc receive free shipping and handling! Offer not valid for deliveries in G.R.O.S.S. or Drengin controlled space.
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Billy Bob: Greetin’s and salutations, overlords of the Meta! This here’s Billy Bob from Billy Bob’s Gun-Book-Accessory Fly by Shack. C’mon down to muh shack and stock up on all yer galactic conquest needs. Death ray zorchers, polarized margarita launchers, Barney’s sonic blast cannons, replicated bananas in pajamas... it’s all here at a low low price!
Chorus: The Shack has the mostest at the very very lowest!
Billy Bob: In a hurry? No worry! Pull yer cruiser ‘round back ’n we’ll take yer orders from our fly by window. All purchases over 50bc ’r eligible fer free pin stripin’! Have the badest, most fully stocked, bling bling ship in under fifteen minutes!
Chad: Offer not available fer Avatar-class ’n larger.
Billy Bob: Got yer youngins on their way to Hyperion U? ‘Fraid they’re too stupid to know the difference between a Torian multi-head vibrator ’n a ’63 Drengin frigate? Not a problem with our complete selection of the Altarian Star Awards Cliff Notes.
Chorus: The Shack provides perfection with Billy Bob’s complete selection!
Billy Bob: We got all the classics such as Gengsta’s “Middle Earth Redefined”, Quack’s “Wookie Tears, Elf Maiden Fears”, and Yoda’s “Republican History: Volumes 1 - 579”. Mention this ad ’n you’ll git fer free T7-15G’s “Calculus for Carbon-based Dummies” and Mrs. Pax’s “Living with Bestiality”! If yer progenies don’t git smarter, they’ll at least know who to sleep with to git good grades!
Chad: That just ain’t right.
Billy Bob: Flippers not flippin’ the way they used to? Sufferin’ from severe acute fur-loss syndrome? Dags ruining your social life? Visit our transmorgification accessories section where you’ll find all the finest animal products in the Meta! We’ve got Arcean joo-joo juice to put the spring back in yer flippers. We’ve got Torian cream of bladder, guaranteed to cure SAFLS. We even got diluted Yor grease to soak away all those stink bomblets. Each bottle comes with a free easy-to-clean soaking pan!
Chad: Mmmm... Yor grease ’n dags! Yummy!
Billy Bob: So c’mon down to Billy Bob’s Gun-Book-Accessory Fly by Shack! We’re the one-stop shop fer overlords of all alignments! Located on Pleasure Station One in the Mother Teresa Sector and with a soon-to-be-open location on Deep Space Sixty-nine in the Sea of Lost Souls Sector.
Chorus: The Shack! The Shack! The Shack! Visit us once and we know y’all'll c’mon back!
Chad: Order any of our products through the hypernet at ggg.theshack.com! All orders over 200bc receive free shipping and handling! Offer not valid for deliveries in G.R.O.S.S. or Drengin controlled space.
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