TECH SUPPORT: “I need you to right-click on the desktop.”
CUSTOMER: “Okay.”
TECH SUPPORT: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
CUSTOMER: “No.”
TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
CUSTOMER: “No.”
TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
CUSTOMER: “Sure, you told me to write click and I wrote click.”