What was your most embarrassing moment?

Thats gotta be embarrasing for you AND her!

You're telling me

Back in the 70"s when I was a younger fellow-I took this gal out and to make a long story short we ended up at my favorite "parking spot".Things got hot and heavy and we started to have "whoopie".The next thing I know there is a car coming down the dirt road with a spotlight on my car,so I quickly put myself together and jumped out the car-it was the local police.After answering several questions about why I was back there he let me go on my way. Needless to say that killed the mood so I took my "date" home and after talking to her mom for several minutes went home myself. When I got back to my house I went to the bathroom to releive myself and to my amazement-hanging from my zipper was the condom that I had put on earlier in the evening! I know that to this day that officer must tell this story about me and lord knows what that girls mom says(I don"t want to know).This is absolutely a true story!

OMG! Poor girl!

getting caught...
public sex (in the middle of a city to be exact)

$50 fine
was worth it though

Actually-there was no fine-and yes everything considered it was worth it!

Old sapphire and the rest of you guys are sick for creating a thread pertaining to menstrual cycles. However sick this thread is I too had a girlfriend who had suffered a terrible accident. I had to loan her my denim jacket and she wrapped it around her waist until she got out of public view, I don’t know about you guys but I am glad I do not menstruate.

bucben that had to of been SO embarrasing. I can't relate to that embarrassment but it MUST have sucked.

no... my gf at the time and i both got slapped with indecent exposure in public

could have been worse though

I'm getting kick out of this.

My father caught me & my ex-LOSER boyfriend having sex. That's embarassing. I lived at my dad's house at the time. I'm glad I didn't marry the LOSER.

When my husband and I were dating we went to this club that one of our friends (later stood up in our wedding) worked at.  The club had this drink called a "bucket of booze".  It was literally a bucket filled with ice and whatever mixed drink you liked and two straws. He asked me what type of booze I would chose if I were to get one.  I chose "long island iced tea". The "friend" came back with one.  

Needless to say, we (me and my now husband) were a bit smashed at the end of the night.  Luckily,  he was not as toasty as I was and drove us back to his parents (in college and home for the weekend.)  Well, it's about 2am by now, and after a bit of smooching in the car (in the parents driveway) we decide to go inside.....his mother was in the entry waiting for us This was only the second time that she met me and wanted to "talk" to me.  So, she waited for us to come in after we pulled in to the drive....then I had to try and talk to her while I was falling down drunk.  I'm sure she thought I was a real catch!  But, it all worked out in the end.....

When my ex-husband and I were going steady in high school, we were necking on the couch at my parent's house...well, we were really doing probably more than necking. My dad came down the stairs and had to go to the bathroom (we had one bathroom). My ex ran into the bathroom with what he thought were HIS pair of jeans. They were mine. I am on the couch in HIS jeans and he was in the bathroom with a pair of size 5 jeans. Needless to say, he could not come out and my dad was fuming because he could not use the bathroom. After an endless period of time of my dad huffing and puffing and cursing under his breath (or just plain out loud) he ended up going outside in the snow!!!!

nothing good can ever come from a bucket sized long island...
*twitch*

KarmaGirl I'm glad it all worked out in the end, but I'm sure the Inlaw sticks it to ya, eh?

Dianekk now that's a story . I got a real kick out of it.

Yeah, I think my in-laws still think I'm an alcoholic   Unfortunately, that wasn't the only time his Mom has seen me falling down drunk

Doomgaze, you are correct- nothing good can come of a bucket of long island iced tea.....or double shots of tequila...or 5 margaritas....

never go to your girlfriend's apartment, undress, and jump in bed with her unless you have previously asked this question: "do you have an as-yet unmentioned identical twin sister going to college in another town who might wander into town, come to this apartment, and take a nap in your bed?"

looking backward 35 years this is really funny. not funny at all back then.

couple weeks ago was Scorpion Bowls all night
Nothing good came of that other than waking up the next morning still erm... "attached" to my gf
ahem
err

you get it...

These are great!!!

Bangkokboy now that's an out of this world embarrassment That must of been terrible then! But sure is a hoot now!

not wearing underwear in 1976 and riping the crotch out of my jeans proving to three cheerleaders that I damn well could do a Butler.

IPlural: im not sure who won that argument though