In Globe, AZ, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
Does that mean that it is perfectly legal to play cards with a Euro-American, Afro-American, Asian-American, or (insert racial prefix here)-American person in the street.
In Ventura County,CA, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Yeah, ok, so exactly how should my dog get a sex permit if he decides to move himself to california?
In Hartford,CT, it is illegal to educate a dog.
I can understand that one. Naturally, dogs are much more intelligent than humans. Surely, if we allow them to aquire knowledge they would band together, overthrow all governments of the world and become one giant superpower while herding all humans to one remote island which they would then destroy.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position.
Of course. If politicians were allowed to take the few extra seconds required to assume other positions, the 5 minutes a year that they actually spend doing what they were elected to do would be reduced to 45 seconds.
I don;t have time to read the whole list right now......