Who the Fk is Jean Claude van Damme ?
He's the bloke who could be standing less than a foot away and still kick you on the end of your nose.
He's the bloke who could have your hand placed between his open hands and slap it 10 times before you could pull it out.
He's the bloke who could balance atop a flag pole on one leg and bring down a low flying helicopter with just one kick from the other.
He's the bloke whose lightning fast chops can cut a fart in half before you know you've done it.
That's who the fech Jean Claude van Damme is.