Did you guys hear the news?
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Neither did I. 
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I'll bet you aren't even first tier of the beta. I wont be forgetting this injustice! No, not this one. I'll have my revenge, just you wait. 
I didnt hear the news but I heard the word....Ba ba ba bird, bird, bird, bird is the word.
Fun fact: I read it as "Trolljasmic" anyway. I don't know what "jasmic" means, though.
By the way, the news is over here: https://forums.elementalgame.com/413876
If anyone missed it.
No beta this week. Kind of affirming my whole "there is no beta" theory.
I think it was more of a case of "This isn't the beta you're looking for... because it will give you cancer"
Also, bird isn't the word anymore, it's Magick Cow
Its been a long running joke by Frogboy to say that FE will be terrible and probably give you cancer. Using that humor to avoid excessive hype/expectations.
They should put a Surgeon General's warning on the load screens. 
Quoting seanw3, reply 15
They should put a Surgeon General's warning on the load screens.
End of seanw3's quote
Don't think anybody got that one (or they just choose to ignore it), but I heard him & liked him.
@AlanMandragoran: Scene in a secret location in the not to distant future: Many people sitting on chairs - dimly lit room, shuttered windows, small podium at front.
Elana steps to podium. "Hello, my name is elana, its been 14 days since playing my last computer game. " Crowd responds" "Hi Elana!"
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Some people say say I have an addiction to games. I say they have an addiction to real life.
Addiction is such a powerful word, isn't it? You get ADDICTED to cocaine. You get ADDICTED to meth. So obviously, when you get ADDICTED to games, your life is practically over, isn't it? We'd better pull out all the stops to make sure noone gets ADDICTED ever!
Fuck that. You're addicted to tv. You're addicted to a lifestyle of driving a car everywhere you want to go. You're addicted to internet access. You're addicted to your phone. You're addicted to the warmth in your house. You're addicted to cleaning your clothes every once in a while.
Gaming is a god damn hobby. And I personally don't feel like feeling bad just because some people think some other people aren't living the right kinds of lives.
I'm not addicted to games. I'm passionate about them.
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