My son is 6. I told him a pirate joke and he wants more. But I don't have any more. I googled "pirate joke" and got garbage. Can anyone help me out? Obviously, it needs to be something that is neither totally gruesome nor totally raunchy, and it should be funny, and it should be understandable to a person who is not socialized in the US (e.g. not based on puns involving commercials or US-consumer goods, which all of the sh*t I found via google is; we live in Germany).
Thanks in advance!