Reported Suspicious Activity at Walmart

Dept. of Homeland Security Involved

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

wow.

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Now that thar IS funny!!!!! :rofl:

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:D ... what sort of 'suspicious' activity do you have to report?

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Well, I do live less than three tenths of a mile from WalMart.....redneck heaven!!

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Rednecks do seem to congregate at The Walmart. They even dress up for the occaision sometimes.  :moo:

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Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And here I was thinking Walmart was gonna get done in. Oh Jeez. ROFL big time.

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

So...nothing suspicious there....seems to be a typical day at Walmart. :sheep: :moo:

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 7
And here I was thinking Walmart was gonna get done in. Oh Jeez. ROFL big time.
End of Uvah's quote


Get done in?  Wal-Mart is here to stay.  I'm pretty sure this is just the beginning of the government's partnership with Wally World.  I foresee retired people picking up their social security checks in the form of a Wal-Mart gift card, and I think eventually when there is no more space for criminals, the Wal-Mart will pick up the slack by just locking up the less violent criminals (i.e., stoners) in that Lawn & Garden cage they have for the plants, and maybe make them run the floor buffers at 3 a.m. for commissary money, which, of course, will be delivered in the form of a Wal-Mart gift card.

Like the Wal-Mart midnight stocker told me last week...If it ain't at Wal-Mart, you don't need it.

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting k10w3, reply 9



Quoting Uvah,
reply 7
And here I was thinking Walmart was gonna get done in. Oh Jeez. ROFL big time.

Get done in?  Wal-Mart is here to stay.  I'm pretty sure this is just the beginning of the government's partnership with Wally World.  I foresee retired people picking up their social security checks in the form of a Wal-Mart gift card, and I think eventually when there is no more space for criminals, the Wal-Mart will pick up the slack by just locking up the less violent criminals (i.e., stoners) in that Lawn & Garden cage they have for the plants, and maybe make them run the floor buffers at 3 a.m. for commissary money, which, of course, will be delivered in the form of a Wal-Mart gift card.

Like the Wal-Mart midnight stocker told me last week...If it ain't at Wal-Mart, you don't need it.

End of k10w3's quote

 

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Wal-Mart is here to stay.
End of quote

 

Nothing lasts forever.

 

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Even *I* had to crack a smile.

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting PoSmedley, reply 11

Wal-Mart is here to stay.
 

Nothing lasts forever.

 
End of PoSmedley's quote


Typical target shopper response. :hrmph:

;)

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Typical target shopper response
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What was that you said? You need to come over here so I can hear you better.

 

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting PoSmedley, reply 14


What was that you said? You need to come over here so I can hear you better.
End of PoSmedley's quote


We do NOT negotiate with terrorists. 

As a matter of fact, I'm writing your name down, so I can report you to the night greeter at Walmart then next time I go shopping. *_*

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Look out for them night greeters. They're an ornery bunch.

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

As a matter of fact, I'm writing your name down, so I can report you to the night greeter at Walmart then next time I go shopping.
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Why would you swear me to secrecy about your second job and then go and bring it up in an open forum?

 

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl:    You win.  I'm out of my league.

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

|-)  ............Only in Walmart...........Only in America..........