Warning! The Kama Sutra Virus is Back Again

This is NOT a prank, Folks!

 

 

 

The Kama Sutra virus which raised its head in 2006 is back again. This time with a PowerPoint presentation promising to share with you the various Kama Sutra positions.

The slides, which would probably raise an eyebrow if viewed in your office shows thirteen different positions, some with fanciful names such as “The Frog”, “Wheelbarrow” and “Lyons Stagecoach”.

The malware comes as a file called Real kamasutra.pps.exe. In other words, you may think you are directly opening a PowerPoint slideshow, but in fact you’re running an executable program.

The PowerPoint slide deck (which ironically is itself “clean” from the malware point of view) is then dropped onto your Windows PC as a decoy while malware silently installs onto your computer as AdobeUpdater.exe, alongside some other components (called jqa.exe and acrobat.exe).

Because of this, when you click on the file you do get to see a real PowerPoint presentation, but in the background a backdoor Trojan called Troj/Bckdr-RFM is installed which allows hackers to gain remote access to your computer.

Once they have broken into your computer, they can use it to relay spam around the world, steal your identity, spy on your activities, install revenue-generating Adware or launch denial of service attacks, reports Sophos.

So take care what you do with that mouse of yours! Don’t click on anything! This Kama Sutra presentation will lead to backdoor infection!

No pun intended.

Source: http://www.thewindowsclub.com/the-kamasutra-virus-is-here-be-careful-what-you-do-with-your-mouse#ixzz1BKCTX17x

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Reply #1 Top

lol...a computer STD....

Reply #2 Top

No lol if your 'puter gets it... ;)

Reply #3 Top

Ever wonder why ~1% of Caucasians in America are resistant to the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) [owing to the CCR5 "mutation"], where such a "mutation" is virtually non-existent in the Asian and Negro populations?

Kama Sutra IS food for the soul.  :drool:

If it were possible, the CCR5 "mutation" should be downloaded by everyone so that we all can sing and dance loudly and forever....but then there is that dreaded HCV which is actually worse by 1000xs than HIV.

:annoyed:

Oh well.  Perhaps some day we'll also have the "mutations" available which would lead to HCV resistance.  :digichet:

But until then, let's at least keep our PCs clean and stay clear of them dirty downloads.

-.-

Reply #4 Top

First thing I do when I touch a computer - change the option on viewing extensions!  I understand why that is so much easier for the novice, but it makes it easier for the bug writers too!

Reply #5 Top

This kama sutra virus could put people in a very difficult position.

Reply #6 Top

I think that in order to gain a thorough understanding of this you will need to unblur those pics and make them larger. This requires great study.

:D  

Reply #7 Top

For Phoon:

The Komputa Sutra:

Or Jafo's Grammatical Classic, "The Comma Sutra":



Reply #8 Top

Excellent job doc! Not only did you make us aware of the dangers of the virous but also increased our understanding of the positions.  Like getting two for the price of one.

Reply #9 Top

Glad you profited from the virus notification. One can get into various 'positions' as you put it while trying to open a computer case, but as for the rest? "I blame Jafo": His split infinitives, and misplaced modifiers.

Reply #10 Top

     Thanks Dr. JBHL for sending this on to us. It is very much appreciated. I let my mom know about this and then I put this on Facebook so hopefully no one will end up getting it. Again... it's greatly appreciated and you've done everyone a great service!

 

                                          The Cats Meow Mix 

 

                                   I give you five meows... :meow: :meow: :meow: :meow: :meow: !!!

Reply #11 Top

Hehehe.... wonderful. Infiltration genius. Malware that prays on the base impulses of humanity. I'd like to meet whoever wrote this thing......

then again, maybe I wouldn't....

Reply #12 Top

I think that in order to gain a thorough understanding of this you will need to unblur those pics and make them larger. This requires great study.
End of quote

I agree with Phoon's observation...but only for the sake of proper study and understanding. :|

Reply #13 Top

Quoting The, reply 10
     Thanks Dr. JBHL for sending this on to us. It is very much appreciated. I let my mom know about this and then I put this on Facebook so hopefully no one will end up getting it. Again... it's greatly appreciated and you've done everyone a great service!

 

                                          The Cats Meow Mix 

 

                                   I give you five meows... !!!
End of The's quote

You're welcome... :)

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 11
Hehehe.... wonderful. Infiltration genius. Malware that prays on the base impulses of humanity. I'd like to meet whoever wrote this thing......

then again, maybe I wouldn't....
End of Scoutdog's quote

Base impulse? Naaah. Perfectly normal impulse which religions/societies try to make you feel guilty about...to sell you absolution. Nonsense.

Quoting navigatsio, reply 12

I think that in order to gain a thorough understanding of this you will need to unblur those pics and make them larger. This requires great study.
I agree with Phoon's observation...but only for the sake of proper study and understanding.
End of navigatsio's quote

What a scientist you are, Nav.... and here I was never even suspecting!

Reply #14 Top

What a scientist you are, Nav.... and here I was never even suspecting!
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Why absolutely! After all, my hobby is putting skin together, making pieces and parts fit into other various pieces and parts, experimenting with new places to put things. Yes, it's all strictly in the name of science... (so how about sharing the unaltered version...in the name of science...) :-)

Reply #16 Top

x_x  

Done...now I get to go home. When you find software that'll setup switchers, servers and lay Cat5...let me know. v_v

Reply #17 Top

What we need is strong AV medicine for PC's. Here's my contribution.

@ Doc ... good one. Saw that one coming. :P

 

Reply #18 Top

Base impulse? Naaah. Perfectly normal impulse which religions/societies try to make you feel guilty about...to sell you absolution. Nonsense.
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"Base" as in primitive and fundamental. Not "base" as in necessarily abnormal or wrong. Just because I have very little interest in that sort of thing doesn't mean other people aren't welcome to mess around.... consensually, of course.

Reply #19 Top

You are but young. When the itch comes you'll scratch it. :)

Reply #20 Top

Hi Doc,  just curious, why did you list  the 'frog' position first in your warning...?  (smile)  

Reply #21 Top

*sigh.

I knew I would catch grief from that. To avoid contraversy I should say that it was described that way (and in that order) in the original warning.

 

Reply #22 Top

So, if your PC happens to catch this Kama Sutra virus, does that mean its f****d???

Just asking... cos one night I was trying all the positions until I got myself into a predicament...

Was on the last one where you sit cross-legged on the ground and your partner uses a see saw to initiate the thrusting .... that is until I got a severe cramp and my hips locked up. 

Couldn't get a medico to do a house call so we rang a cousin who'd done a bit of First Aid.  First thing he asked is what was I doing (and he laughed) and if I could get up at all.  When I said no, that I couldn't, quick as a flash he said: "Well you're F****d, then.

Aw c'mon, surely you can see the similarity... both are/were Kama Sutra inflicted predicaments. :S :-" ;)

 

 

Reply #23 Top

*sigh. Who let him in?  ;)

Reply #24 Top

Quoting aeligos, reply 3
Ever wonder why ~1% of Caucasians in America are resistant to the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) [owing to the CCR5 "mutation"], where such a "mutation" is virtually non-existent in the Asian and Negro populations?

[...]

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Because of the plague which rampaged multiple times trough Europe. There were some people back then with mutations that survied/ there immune to the plague and since big parts of the Europeans died (~1/3) back then the people with the genetic immunity had better chances to have theyr genes deployed. Incidently the mutation that makes you immune to the plague gives you an advantage over the HI-Virus. Since i am lazy you get linked to Wired and not the appropriate scientifical paper.    

Reply #25 Top

*sigh. Who let him in?
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Um, don't you mean "out" ????   .... of my padded cell at the asylum.

Doc, you're just gonna have to forgive me... I haven't run amok for ages, and I haven't been able to fill my prescription as yet.

:-"