Quoting Lord Xia, reply 1I am totally winning this contest!
False. My quest is totally going to eat your face.
And with that, I will have to get involved and create a Quest that eats both of your faces. LOL!
Hmm, a cannibalism quest to eat faces...... sounds awesome. Glad I thought of it before anyone else did. I always have the best original ideas.
Sovereign rocks up to a quest hut...
Weirdo Hermit: I see you have teeth and a mouth, and almost certainly a digestive system. I have waited for one such as you for many a Tuesday.
Sovereign: Thanks. I have always prided myself on such unique qualities.
Weirdo Hermit: You must go and find a man with a face. Remember that last part, as it's very important. The man must have a face.
Sovereign (pulls out parchment and quill): ....must have face.
----Several Tuesdays later----
Weirdo Hermit: Ahhh, you have done it! You have brought the man with the face. ....... eat it.
Weirdo Hermit: EAT HIS FACE!!!!
Sovereign (proceeds to use his unique qualities to eat the face of the man with a face): [*gulp*] Ahhh. There, I have completed your quest. Now, the reward if you will.
Weirdo Hermit: Quest? Who said anything about a quest?