Dave Stern here, thanks for the welcome, look forward to participating in the forums, and working on the game (not necessarily in that order!)
"Hello, I'm selling these fine leather jackets
They are also flameproof (they have sewed the words "I'm NOT John Shafer"*) and you may need them if you dare to hop too much in these forums. Unless you are "Cool as BoogieBac", in which case you won't need any.
Welcome and good luck with the titanic task ahead.
PS where are the spelling fixes for my copIES of the Hiergamenon?
* useless against haters of Lara or Blair stuff though.