Santa Claus: Supervillain Role Model? YOU Decide!

Some parodies need to be left alone.

Yes, leave it alone. It's bad that some would advocate taking Christ and now even Santa out of Christmas. Let us have our traditions and beliefs!

Exactly. Patron Saint of Children, our most precious creation!

Ah.. good ol' Xmas. Don't stay out too late, Robot Santa will getcha!

And don't forget Kwanzabot, and the Chanukah Zombie!

You better watch out  (Fear Mongering)
You better not cry
Better not pout (Emotional Deprivation)
I'm telling you why (Not suggesting...I'm TELLING YOU!)
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's making a list
And checking it twice; (Using reliable sources)
Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice (We have ways to make you talk)
Santa Claus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping (And that's who is REALLY lurking in your closet...not some three eyed monster)
He knows when you're awake ((Stalker)
He knows if you've been bad or good (based on his own personal cock-a-doody convictions)
So be good for goodness sake! (do you know what it means to be 'hobbled'?)
O! You better watch out! (just kidding...no I'm not...yeah, I am...no, not really..)
You better not cry
Better not pout (Let a smile be your umbrella...NOW! OR ELSE!)
I'm telling you why (And this is your last warning)
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

*I can read it like Christopher Walken and scare the hell out of little kids

That would scare the dickens outta me.  And dog sized bees.

{I Christopher Walken}