We need more jerk spells for 1.1

The mean nonlethal kind that require specific shard prerequisites and can make all opponents hostile after being used on anyone.  So far only the gluttony spell falls in this category for early game.

Probably too late for 1.1 but I had to request it.

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I cast a level 7 penisbolt!

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No that definitely wasn't what I meant.

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You mean like like "Level 3 Viagra"?

 

 

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Remember when you launched the planet busters in Alpha Centauri? That just didn't make anyone happy. 

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What about a spell that turns you into the guy in the Karate Kid who screams, "Get him a body bag!"

 

That guy was a huge...er, "jerk".

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You might also combine telepathy and a highly anatomically specific astral projection to make a magical "sexting" spell.

 

You could call it , "The Favre".

 

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Two words:

Incendiary Codpiece.

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PETRIFICUS TOPHALLUS!!!

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"Magic Missle"?

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We need more dick spells for 1.1

End of quote

 

You mean like dick cheese proliferation and smegma scattering?   ;P

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EXPECTO DA-BONE-EM!

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Bigby's Clenched Fist.

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Just to be a dick , I think they ought to add Item restrictions to certain spells like you need XItem on a Tuesday, within the shadow of a mountain, and have a virgin in your army, to even be able to cast a volcano spell! Just saying the way it is pre 1.1 spells need some work. But to the OP I agree, and think they are working on it. A spell that kills your Prestige if you use it like Mass Burn or Fracture Land, the framework is there until I have 1.1 on my HDD I reserve the right to bitch!

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And maybe some thereafter!

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Mordenkainen's Lubrication.

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Quoting Bingjack, reply 12
Bigby's Clenched Fist.
End of Bingjack's quote

LOL

Summon Rosie Palmer

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Tenser's Transformation

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Power Word: Priapism

 

[edit] Aww...thread title changed. This thread has gone flaccid.

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Summon level 1 forum troll

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OMG.Puberty was one of those things that happened to other people?

Now the new title, better toss that one around for a while...

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Summon players PC: +1000 to research and 80% chance to next cataclysm (Skynet returns!) .

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I want a spell to make jerk chicken on the fly. Then i can say look man, that chicken's a flying jerk....

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Quoting RogueCaptain, reply 2
No that definitely wasn't what I meant.
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You honestly can't expect any serious replies with that title for a thread?

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Explosive internals: the target gains morale, but cannot move in the next turn.