No, it was an old flame from way back when... I could actually outrun a bunch of sex mad sheilas.  Unlike nowadays!  These days I couldn't outrun an old bird with a zimmer frame and wearing lead diving boots.

Me too!  One that conveniently tells me I'm still that good looking lad and just as innocent.

Why would you want to be a toddler?

Cos then I could be in the ladies change room and they wouldn't be worried about me too much.

    I don't want one.

I hated being in the store while my mom and sisters were trying on new duds. all I wanted to do was go home and play with my erector set. Anyone remember those?

I'm just sayin'.

I loved dragging my little brother along......

We need another category in the forums for all the kinky freaks.

But then I imagine very little skinning would get done.

Wait.

That didn't come out right...

The Force is strong with this one.     

And heading in the direction of the Darkside

And hands solo knows because?

Because hands solo keeps the pocket pool game alive.

Though I'm told his 'cue' is a little bent.

Right on cue. That would be right up your bowling alley. What was your first cue?

Regardless if bent or not. The picture still looks the same.

Bent or not to bent ...... that is the inevitable scenario for being on cue to get bent.

Got a picture?

Do ya want one?

Sure. I'll check that out. I'm not sure what it is anyway.......

It's when too much 'cuing' with just the one hand leaves one with the cue bent over to one side.

Starkers doesn't know how to SWITCH OFF!

Nope... arthritis and I can't reach the damned thing anymore. 

Be a long time waiting for the batteries to run down, too... I'm connected to the mains.

Here ya go IROKONESS

I wouldn't mind some of whatever that guy is on.  Like WOW... talk about the quickstep.

I love that guy Uvah.    I want to get up and dance when that commercials on. 

"Inevitable scenario"