Ugly Children
All right, I really wasn't expecting this.
I usually take the penalty "Ugly", because even on large maps I'll have the game wrapped up before kids become a factor. All that is left is mopping up AIs who are hidden by the fog of war. My Soverign was ugly, but still managed to pop out 4 kids between battles. The game lasted much longer than normal, and my first child turned 18. I thought this was a good chance to see what the hype about hiers as champions was all about. So I check out her stats... Normal strength, ok. Normal dex, no problem. 47 essence, sweet!
And then I see... she's "Ugly"! Dang Stardock, isn't that a bit harsh? This is my child you're talking about! You might as well have Frogboy pop up and say I'm dressing her funny.
Not cool Stardock. Not cool at all.