The map is not the territory...

• A giant bird drops a turtle on your head (I think this actually happened to some Roman emporer).
• You die of fright when you see the first glimpse of your daughter's firstborn child.
• Four hobbits steal what you think is just your wedding ring and throw it into a volcano.
• You die of depression when you realize you are the only thing in the game that doesn't age.

If the best he can get with a Charm Spell is two spiders... I mean, where are the ladies?

Good to see that the basic magic system is getting finally some attention. It really feels weird to have Elemental: War of Magic without any actual magic to use.

You know what I meant.

 Updated.

Imagine how that pose would work with the ugly spawn of Satan half-human, half-fallen offspring. Try to get that image out of your head

Back to the ESRB again, boys?

Updated again! The portait creator makes you wonder what kind of people work at Stardock

HA! That just made my day.....

Is there a slight chance that this might not be fixed for the next beta?

I saw the tweet and though sweet!

Updated

Blazonry made easy! Any chance the initial version might be in 1G?

We've had a mild winter this year.

I live about 8 miles from Stardock...  been thinking when I should start camping outside their doorstep for Elemental like Duran Duran tickets in the late 80's.

My fault...I actually took that vid and didn' realize how low the recording volume was