Banned because Lobo wants his avatar back.

banned for large picture format

Banned because Cundilini wants his hand back [Mad Max 1 reference].

Banned for even looking..... it's nothing like the pictures you prefer to look at while nobody's watching.

Banned myself for looking at the picture Ryat likes to look at:

I need eye bleach now please.

Banned for that pic is a ruse to put people off the pics he's really looking at.... hint: they fold out when you get to the middle of a Playboy mag.

banned for assuming that such things would make anyone blush anymore

Banned for not knowing that centrefolds still make some people blush.... especially full-frontal nudes with larger-than-life eyes that look at you looking at them.

banned for being that bashful

Banned for banning bashfulness because beauty is in the eye of the beholder and banal bastards being benevolent.

banned for trying to benevolent

Banned for painting polka dots on my benevolence and calling 'em measles.

banned for giving a measles to the kids to start a new pandemic

Banned for going all academic about the pandemic and calling in sick after discovering a pimple on yer willy.

banned for trying to jump free of the willy without protection

Banned for going out with Flotsam and leaving Jetsam behind to hold the fort.

banned for building the fort in the first place

Banned for drinking fortified wine and calling it sherry.

banned for taking it to the limit one more time

Banned for you can't hide your lyin' eyes.... and don't forget that you can never leave.

banned for referencing a song about the music/entertainment industry

Banned for wearing wobbly boots and staggering along like a drunk sucking down on a bottle 'o plonk.

banned for seals and pigs flying through the sky

Banned for no particular reason.... you're just banned

banned for being unreasonable

Banned for being cantankerously uncooperative at the corner store cooperative