banned for using your knees

banned for using your knees

Banned for arms, knees and boompsy daisy at a time when a proper knees-up was more appropriate.

Banned for kneeling inverted.

banned for poor inversion techniques 

Banned for inverted nipples because they wanted to look more like yer belly button.

banned by the jelly bean corporation

Banned for sticking beans in yer belly button and waiting 'til they turn to jelly.

banned for mocking the jelly belly aliens

Banned for alienating the Hoo Flung Dungs of this world and giving the Gung Ho's a bad name for just being eager.

Ban

Banned for being dreadfully late with that exceptionally tardy ban.... Ryat has been double posting for yonks.

banned for mocking my doubles

Banned for doubling down on doubling down.

Banned for being twice the fun but double the trouble.

banned for going to so much trouble

Banned for introducing skepticism to non-believers.

banned for not questioning the process of questioning everything

Banned for everything and questioning nothing in the process of skepticism

Banned for not respecting my temporal loop.

Banned for looping into alternate places that are not necessarily universes but locations in your own mind.

Banned for platitudes, numerics and num nums.

Banned for aspirations of mathematical platitudes and getting a num, num bum while sitting there waiting for them.

banned for alternating loops

Banned for looping in alternating and ever shrinking orbits around Uranus.