Banned because cats have no purpose.

banned because humans have no purpose as well but we tolerate them

Banned for tolerating humans.

They sure are a strange bunch.

banned for bunching them up

Banned for spreading them apart.

banned for being apart from your students

Banned for assuming I have students.

 Banned for we are all students of life. Just try to keep them apart.

banned for allowing people to have lives

Banned for sentience

Banned for sentence.

Because grammar who needs.

banned for banning grammar

Banned for using grammar.

Waaaiiiit a second....

Banned for without grammar there would be no grandpa. (Just trying something.)oops

banned for looking so surprised

Banned for having no face, even though I'm fairly sure I've used that before.

Banned for sacrilegious use of extra words

banned for defining what is sacrilegious by your own standards

Banned for exclamations of righteousness

banned for the tops of buildings

I can't believe nobody has banned you for impersonating a mod.
All banned.

banned for not realizing that some on here are mods

Banned for banning someone for impersonating a mod, without being a mod yourself.

Or are you...