Banned for when the lips parted......they were still there.

we're heading into dangerous territory.

So how bout this weather?

Banned for anatomical reference... and do parted lips mean an invite to romantic lip-locking and sticking one's tongue down a significant other's throat

Banned because the weather is warm, 29C/84F degrees, sunshine and little clouds.

Banned for either an obscure sexual joke or a complete non sequitor.

Banned for disregarding a pleasant weather observation, which may not be too common in light of all the twisters getting about.

Banned for Chubby Checker did it first.

banned for the twister system came down to Houston. Not too much happened. Apparently it's burnt out.

and I was thinking of other parting lips.

Banned for thinking below the female belt... tut, tut.

banned for not

Banned because I was thinking about those parts before you were a twinkle in yer daddy's eye...

banned for that depends on how old you are and when you started thinking about those parts.

And I'm stuck in something of a dilemma. The Monk is coming across as... ah, fuck it... he is an asshole. I'm not wanting to respond to him because it'll just perpetuate an argument and, let's be honest, being a keyboard warrior is lamer than a one-legged cricket. At the same time, I want to get my aggressions out somewhere, but I feel bad if I take it out on someone else and I would have to chance the cops coming by if I discharged a firearm at this time of night.

okay, back to the age thing.

Banned for pent up aggressions that should be discharged by hanging yer ass out the window and letting rip... much better than discharging a firearm.

Yeah, I'm so old Moses asked me for spelling advice when writing the 10 Commandments....

.... and if I did the ass out of the window thing, I be responsible for creating a dust storm.

banned for I still don't know if you're that old. I kinda want you to throw out both the age and when you got interested in girly parts just to put that twinkle theory to the test.

Banned for egging on starkers is not a good idea, he invented Curried Cabbage. Which is why smell-o-vision never took off. It couldn't handle the load.

Banned for a load.

banned for chili cheese fries can give you the same load potential, but the density of material is where it hurts.

Banned because that's a big OUCH!

Banned for ouchy uranus and divulging a past time I'm trying to live down... yeah, it tends to make me a bit these days.

Born '53... got interested in girls about '64 - 65'.

banned because, despite the lack of control anyone has over when they're born, you're my dad's age. Lemme think, should you have been interested in women by the time my dad was reproducing? God, I hope so!

P.S. You and I became interested in the parts about the same age. Go us!

Banned for lost hope.

Banned for no hope... oh well, you're young enough to plant a few seeds and maybe grow some.

It wasn't the plan, but yeah, I was a fertile li'l bugger @ 12... a real horny .

Banned for swimming in the Surrealist's pool when there wasn't any water present.

Banned for dirty old men. Yay us.

Banned for yay you.