Banned for doubling down on the family resemblance.

banned for dribbling in front of the queen like the orange one

banned for dribbling in front of the queen like the orange one

Banned for that picture of the 'thatched roof one' and putting me off oranges for the rest of my life.

Banned 'cause I stole the nickname list. Orange Sphincter...Donnie Two Scoops...Hair Furor...and one I just thunked up...The Great Fabricator.

Disclaimer: I didn't thunk it all up. I read it someplace.

Banned for skipping the 4th sign of madness

banned for getting past the seventh seal

Banned for selling the eighth seal to Seaworld cos you saw it performing tricks.

Banned for sealing a steal of a meal deal with zeal.  

Banned for the zeal in banning me for a meal deal of veal.

Banned for cuisine.

banned for taking a cruise just for the food

banned for taking a cruise just for the food

Banned for cruising down the sewer on a raft made of old lollipop sticks held together by twine made of camel spit and monkey hair.

Banned for doing the rapids during zoo time.

Banned for rapidly doing the zoo tour in record time.

Banned 'cause the zoo is on TV.

Banned for my TV ain't big enough to have a zoo on it... not even thick enough [front to back] to hold an ant farm.

Banned for zoo stuff on the boob tube is brought to you courtesy of politico.ass.

banned for blaming the ninnies and the not the ninnies that put them in office

Banned for giving them any kind of distinction, they are irrelevant. 

banned for relevance 

banned for relevance 

Banned for irrelevance while being irreverent and incoherrent during the pagan rites honouring the gods of Myrr.

banned for wanting me to properly participate in rites going to the fallen sons of God who wanted to be gods themselves just so they could get some nookie