banned for not wanting to feed the birds

Banned for bringing hungry birds to the picnic and expecting us to feed them for tuppence ha'penny.

Banned for banning bird beaks 'cause they're sharp.

banned for running with sharp objects

Banned for pumpernickel

Banned for pumping nickels

Banned for going to the nickel and dime to buy a pump to inflate your balls.

banned for drawing and quartering

Banned for arms and legs akimbo.

Banned for taking a superhero stance

Banned 'cause I are King of the U-niverse.

Banned for selling AT&T's crappy satellite TV service and renaming it as U-niverse.

Banned for internet complaints and bringing them here.

banned for not taking a number in the complaint department

Banned because I wanted an argument.

Banned for not choosing to argue with yourself.

Banned for not giving me $5 first.

banned for wanting payment for pleasuring yourself

Banned for pleasuring yourself furiously while posting about payment.

Banned for paying Mary but not her Five Fingers. Discrimination is not nice. Pay up

banned for going up in price

Banned for money going up in smoke.

Banned for spending money on cigarettes

Banned for smoking mother nature.

banned for smoking the salmon