banned for tripling down

Banned for doubling over.

banned for being up and over the barstool with a shot full of monkey juice

Banned for juicing monkeys, juicing up to The Monkeys, and not rocking out to monkey business.

Banned for Primates-a-go-go.

banned for dancing the night away but forgetting all your night moves

Banned for Moaning the Blues.

Banned for dipping diddlies in ice cream then using them as hair rollers. 

banned for rolling your hair in the end of a bullocks

Banned for locking your bull in a cattle chute and making him a captive audience for your rhetoric.

Banned for running with them.

banned for not causing the walls to come down after the rhetoric of the dumbocrats and retardicans 

Banned 'cause dumbocrats and retardicans are spot on descriptions of a new reality.

Banned for not shaping a new reality with fire and sword.

banned for not taking on the ice and dragon descriptive terms 

Banned 'cause dragons are peoples too.

Banned for supporting dragon's rights in true leftist fashion.  (next year you'll be blaming them for global warming)

banned for warming up the globe the old fashioned way

Banned 'cause global warming is due to excessive emissions of flatulent gas from ingesting Curried Cabbage to excess.

banned for blaming the best food ever, sauerkraut 

Banned for omitting onions and the frankfurter and the bun.

Banned for omitting prepared horseradish.... best pan fried with the onions, some powdered mustard, diced bell pepper, and the sauerkraut for the best frankfurter/ bratwurst/ liverwurst/ kielbasa/ smoked sausage topping ever!

banned for going on and on about food

Banned for neglecting to mention other goodies like pretzels and fries and fizzy drinks that tickle your brain. 

banned for trying to tickle my brain