banned for hosing off said monkeys with grease paint

Banned for painting with glow stick juice.

banned for leaving silicon valley

Banned for implants that leak their to the Wiki.

Banned for thinking implants when natural is better... and Wiki is useless without pics.

banned for wanting pics instead of vids

Banned for visual procrastination.

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banned for letting that in

Banned 'cause its smellin' up the place.

banned for not planting the roses

Banned for smelling the roses so hard you sucked the petals right up yer nose.

Banned 'cause you wrecked 'em on Uranus.

Get it......wrecked 'em......never mind.   

Banned for getting wrecked on the 4 shore and losing sight of Uranus when fore skin divers had to go down to find the hole in her bottom... er, hull.

banned for obtuse commentary

Banned for enlightenment.

banned for darkenment 

Banned for sunspots.

Banned for believing there's a lunar tick on the darkside of the moon.

banned because there is no dark side of the moon really, in fact it's all dark

Banned for an all or nothing approach to matters of space and lunar lighting.

Banned for matter/antimatter conversion without first removing the fore plate. 

Banned for is doesn't matter if Aunty Matter does a four plate conversion without first removing the prime rump steaks, peas, corn and mashed potatoes.

banned for bringing only four plates

Banned for triple servings on one plate and leaving the other three to fend for themselves.