banned for late night hilarity 

Banned 'cause that's when all the fun starts.

Banned for hilarity at the dawn of the edge of time... and at every other time and place where the pixies of Avalon giggle uncontrollably 'til the cows come home.

banned for streaking like a meteor 

Banned for thinking that streaking is choreographed jogging and that sporting events are a good place to show it off.

Banned for flashing by in really big hurry.

banned for nothing else matters

Banned for being in a big hurry to flash by all the girls lined up outside the concert hall to see their idol perform... it certainly was not the performance they had expected to see on a bright moonlit night.

Banned for moonlight escapades with the pixies that live in the knickers you may or may not have on.

banned for knickers and boxers

Banned for knickerless women shouldn't do handstands in front of boxers who go weak at the knees when a pretty girl winks at them.

banned for letting them in

Banned for leaving the back door open

banned for locking the front door and hoping that they don't have blasters

Banned for open bathroom windows.

Banned for thinking you had a stained glass window, but once it was cleaned you could see it was clear glass that had gotten filthy dirty.

banned for see through windows

banned because theyre un reversed again! yay!

and i thought it was just me . . .  

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Banned for concrete with holes in it.

Banned for Oh my, the Hole In The Wall Gang has been busy... now which hole did they stash the loot in.

banned for looting the sales shop

Banned for stealing the show.

banned for white collar crime

Banned for crimes against Newts and Gingriches.

Banned for toad in the hole and frog spawn recipes that omit newt as a vital ingredient.