Banned for buying some letters... um, those ones made in France.

Banned for elocution.

banned for curses of sanity

Banned claiming to be sane when its only the insane that do that? I think?

banned for questioning my sanity

TOO THE SHOWERS WITH YOU!

too soon?

Banned for flashing your intellect.

banned for assuming that was intellect

Banned for trying to hide behind the 'I ain't-so-smart' card.... so pull yer finger out and show us what yer really not capable of.

Banned for a sideways thumb rather than one up.

Banned for digit misrepresentation... now get that finger out of yer ear and listen to the grass grow.

banned for grass 

Banned for missing the knoll.

banned for hilly country

Banned for making a mountain out of a mole hill.... you don't have to be a goat herder forever, you know.

banned for trying to goat me

Banned for I didn't recognise you under that goatee... and the pony tail is real confusing.

Banned for indigenous nomenclature.

banned for being indigenous

Banned for not checking your coat. No ice cream for you.

Banned for he wasn't getting any anyway.... and now, neither are you.  Your bowl is still full of soup.

Banned 'cause the nuts were left in their birthday suits.

Banned for suiting everyone just fine. 

Banned for everyone has a birthday suit... it's just that some have weathered better than others. 

Oh, and ironing out the wrinkles can lean to a visit to the ER.

banned for not using the right setting

Banned for the Ryat knows how because his real age is.....  Oh my,  I feel faint. . Is it....