banned for smoking it up

Banned for spam.

Banned for spam and no license for either.

Banned for responding to Stilat and yet another of his PIA spam posts.... has anyone developed an ostracising software yet?

Oh wait, I know somebody who has a big banning hammer... even better.

banned for calling in the big hammers

He's harmless. Leave Sinkiller/Hyrdaling/Stilat/etc. alone.

Banned for multiple personalities.

Banned for no one told me I could bring friends.   

Banned for your friends not coming to share.... photos would be a cool start, though.

and no, I did NOT say topless or nude... that's optional but welcome.

banned for hiding your comments

Banned for only the shadow knows.     

Banned for shadows have no thoughts. Because if they did they would be dark and no one could see them.

Banned for lurking in the shadows perving on underwear models pretending to be mannequins.... and those photos still haven't arrived in my inbox.

banned for inboxing

Banned for I hate boxing. It's difficult I find to watch two men beat each other too a pulp.  I would rate it a 5 as in strongly dislike. 

Banned for Boxing Day... like boxing up the gifts to return to the store for a refund... cos the money 'll buy what you really want instead.

Banned for more poetic words were never spoken. 

Banned for poetry is the prose of love... and Dolly Parton can box my ears with those anytime.

banned by the knockers of Dolly Parton

Banned for forgetting about CBG. 

Banned for 'boob tubes'

banned for tubing

Banned for flat tires are a drag. 

banned for flatlining

That's what you get for having an avatar that is smoking.

Banned for flatlining the party.  I need a smoke.        

(not)

Banned for cancer sticks in the belfry.... ding dong the wicked witch is handing out free Cuban cigars and chiming in to the tune of Auld Lang Syne in E flat.