banned for toe jam football

Banned for not using lots of pine tree car freshness. 

Banned for not having odor eating apps. 

Banned for the apps that eat your lunch.... and it's NOT my turn to make the sandwiches.

Banned for Taking sandwiches out of turn.

Banned for the cafe is out of sandwich fillings.... but wild Billy Blunt is willing to shoot a cow if somebody skins it.

Banned for bovine Windowblind. 

banned because it was too hot today

Banned for impersonating a TV weatherman... and for having a low pressure system causing high, damp winds in your underwear.

Banned for full underwear.

bannd for half underwear

Not that I am really complaining.

Banned underwearing the weather channel.

Banned for change of underwear once a month, weather needed or not.    

Banned for smelly drawers without handles.

banned for not handling the matter promptly

Banned for phallic phallacies.... no amount of handling will make it grow.

banned for not trying out the latest

Banned for the latest isn't necessary.... though the next best thing wouldn't go astray.

banned for not being necessary

Banned unless otherwise posted. 

poster banned

Banned for posters with lewd images.... and where do I get some?

banned for not already having some

Banned for keeping the titty pics to yourself... and we did have posters here once, but they were of men with huge.... er, egos... as was/is evidenced by their obsessions with muscle cars, tight pants and guns.

Daughters!

Banned for daughters and sometimes someone's wife.   :/