Banned for under banning and cornering the ban.

coffee banned

Banned with hyper speed. 

Banned like a turtle wading through molasses going uphill.

Banned for what if the flying nun never wore underwear, and binoculars were the parish's hottest seller?

banned for not realizing that really happened but you were too young to appreciate what you were seeing

Banned for I am older than you look... but alot younger than I feel.

Banned for time trippin'

Banned for space trucking.

banned for making things Steamy

Banned for not having the Steam Punk-ed.

Banned for punking it up in the steam baths and letting it all hang out after midnight

Baaned because streetlights don't let you see what's up.

banned for looking up while laying down

Banned for entitlement.

Banned for short, stumpy fingers better plug up the dyke than long skinny one... so here's hoping my dyke don't spring a leak.

Banned for life in the fast lane.

Banned for going against the grain.

banned for that makes you lose your mind

banned for you can not compete if you've lost your marbles, your mind or your marionettes... and the sun never sweats.

Banned because ya can't lose what ya don't have.

Banned for if you do not compete you will surely not win and that would truly be a sin. 

Banned for the sky is the limit when competing in the race to complete the 7 deadly sins... which essentially is a race to the bottom on rollerskates.

banned for wanting only 7

Banned for skipping 8, 8.1 4 9