banned for flexing

Banned for not noticing that my hands were behind my back while lifting that towel up and down.

banned for whistling while you work

banned for sleeping on the job

banned for I am on vacation so its okay

Besides, the big brown truck drives itself.

Banned for parallel parking. 

banned because I don't parallel park at all

Banned for woohoo for vacations.

banned for squealing

Banned for not listening to the parrot and its rendition of "Polly Want a Cracker"

Banned for snorting.

banned for stoking

Banned for an interesting variation.   

Banned for an interesting vacation.

banned because it has been

Banned for and it goes so fast. 

banned for not realizing that the work week goes by faster then vacation for me

Banned for No Way.  Just lazing around is heavenly and would go so fast.   You must really like your work. 

banned for not understanding my job

When you are constantly running behind (and we seem to no matter what route we do) time moves even faster.

Banned for a behind that seems to be constantly running no matter how fast you are on said route

Banned for looking ahead while thinking behind. 

One delivery at a time, done well. Golden. 

banned for some days that is the only way to do it

Banned for one way streets.

Banned for now you get an award:       To the Best UPS Delivery Driver.  

banned for making it hard for me to ban you