Banned for Scoutdog knows it counts.  Right Scoutdog.  Just a thought... haha

Banned for how can you see with all that stuff moving around. It would drive me crazy.

banned for rebellion

Banned for lawlessness.

Banned for interplanetary anarchy and sympathy for the devil

Banned for deviled ham.

Banned for a leveled dam.

Banned for a dammed level.

Banned for you never give an alcoholic a spirit level... he's there trying to figure out how to get at the booze.

banned for I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain

Banned for being so antiquated that when you fart you fart dust

banned for you should know why I posted that.

Banned for assuming I have my thinking cap on

Banned for evangelical happenings without me. Dam it.

banned for wanting God to wait for you

Banned for I'll give you guys a clue: Moss grows thick on a rolling stone.

banned for being on the cover

Banned for there's an estimated one trillion bacteria on each of Drakk's  feet.                       { OK, everyone.}

Banned for foot fetish.

Banned for having a foot fetish on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Banned for twelve inches makes a ruler. 

Banned because I use Metric.

Banned for 12 inches does not a ruler make. It makes a foot. Wood and metal and plastic and stuff make a ruler but technically not even they do that. People make the ruler that the inches go on to make a foot. Which is surprising considering we have two of them.

Banned for well, well.   So do I. 

Banned for measuring beyond the norm.