Banned for becoming red and liking it.

banned for red is probably my favorite color, but I hear that lighter colors do well on me. Maybe it's just the people who are commenting.

If I were to dress up for effect, I would probably only have the tie be predominantly red. Navy Blue or Charcoal Grey work well for the pants and jacket.

Banned for having red colored Navy Blue and Charcoal Gray jacket and no pants to match.

Banned for capitalizing Random adjectives.

Banned for policing.

Banned for that calls in the little red dress with that lazy neckline, silky short sleeves, knee length. 

Tiny snowflake diamond earings and necklace.  Red lipstick.

Banned for not just painting the walls red with the blood of virgin sacrifices.

banned for we use the virgins for something more productive. Still get some red on the walls though.

A woman in a flirty (or form fitting if you want to cause cardiac arrest) red dress with a certain bold confidence to her can stop a room dead.

Then again...

Banned for remind me not to go to your socials.

You don't know me but, I could pull that off. Nicely. Just sayin.

I have a hard time getting past the guy's hairy chest and facial hair. Otherwise, I'm sure I could picture you in it... you know... if I knew what you looked like.

Banned for you probably could. I'd lose the beard though.

Banned for considering cross-dressing.

banned for crossing it off

Banned cuz I'm 5'2" blue eyes, blonde hair. Good things come in small packages... 

Banned for I'm 5'6" white haired and an old head.

banned for that describes your avatar.

I'm 6', green eyes, brown hair. Good things come in big packages too.

Banned for boasting.... I'm 6' 1' and a bit, overweight with blue eyes and brown but greying hair... anyhow, I'll take the good things come in big packages and run with it.

banned for it's hard to run with it. All that excess weight tires you out.

Banned for saying so... okay then, I'll walk with it.... at a leisurely pace if not slowly

banned for you can also use it like a pole-vault and travel in periodic bursts... until you burst... then you're just dragging a tail.

Banned for suggesting pole vaulting.... and how the fark did you know it's that long?

Banned for possession of vaulted poles with farky add-ons that burst periodically at a leisurely pace in order to prevent tail dragging.

Banned for my avatar basically is me, just with the brain encased in a pimply teenager's face under that hat.

Banned for we are a colorful bunch.  Cool. Now we just sit back and wait for the calls. 

{kidding }

banned for banning ahead of me