Banned for painting the brown coal black so you could sell it at the higher price.

banned for not letting him practice buyer beware activities

Banned for shonky practices at the bargain bazaar and creating the need for buyers to beware.

Banned for not being aware that I should been aware when browsing through the stands at the bargain bazaar !   

Banned for being at the bargain bazaar with big spending in mind but little cash in pocket.

banned for mocking those who refuse to acknowledge that little bits of colored paper should be used in the process of bartering

Banned for bartering with little bits of coloured paper that were once a Playboy centrefold until you cut it up

banned for cutting things apart

Banned for trying to saddle me with the blame.

banned for cutting up all the saddles 

Banned for trying to ride like the wind on a saddle but no horse.

banned for not recognizing the pegasus  as a horse with wings

Banned for flying over happy trails instead of riding on them.

banned for trailing behind

Banned for flying over the happy trails, but not on Pegasus, rather it was your propulsion from behind.

banned for not letting the gases fly 

Banned for confusing gasses with glasses and slamming into a lamp post because you couldn't see it.

banned for making my computer crash

Banned because you blamed the computer for crashing instead of acknowledging PEBKAC.

Banned for piss-weak excuses regarding computer crashes... ignoring the fact that it was human.... er, user error.

Banned for stealing Lobo's avatar.

banned for low balling everyone

Banned for balls around yer ankles but not playing soccer

banned for kicking things around

Banned for kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town and stubbing your toe on a very rude fire hydrant that jumped right out in front of you without warning.  Well that's your story and I guess you're sticking to it