I would give you karma but it's never too late in the day for coffee... or tea... or hot chocolate... or shandy.

Banned because its early a.m. and I just got my first cup of coffee. Yum!

I would give you karma but you're in the wrong thread to be banning anyone... not only that, you're probably still half asleep and wouldn't notice anyhow.

I would give you karma but, at least  I'm not alone in befuddling once in a while.    

I would give you karma but your befuddling has me so confused I'm not sure which button to push... I know one I pushed earlier has this flushing sound.

I would give you karma but I did say it was my first cup. After the second the cobwebs melt and the insanity sets in.

I would give you karma but an elephant has been in my fridge and eaten the bananas. 

How do I know it was an elephant?

It left footprints in the butter.

I would give you karma but your buttered elephant ate it.

I would give you karma but the elephant needed to use the toilet and.............

Wait 'til I get my breath back.....

I would give you karma but, he'll always remember your kindness.

I would give you karma but if you ever smelt an elephant after eating bananas.... need I say any more?

I would give you karma but, oh no, not one of those Eeew this has gone bad. Here smell this moments...... 

I would give you karma but the elephant insisted on an encore performance...

I would give you karma, but it would be at some future point, as I don't have any right now. However, my future self could forward (or backward) some karma to this present me, and I could send you some now. But that could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destroy the entire universe!... Granted, that's the worst-case scenario. The destruction however might be limited merely to our own galaxy.

I would give you karma but, I think a whole lot of deodorizer would be better. haha  Hope nobody called 911 for you. 

"Emergency, yes it's the starkers and their animal friends again." 

Banned because alternate realities would never allow buttered elephants with gastro-intestinal inequities.    

Your so banned Uvah, they haven't even invented your banning yet...... 

I would give you karma but, gastro-intestinal elephant.   Just the thought leaves me to weak to press the button.

I would give you karma but I ban me for banning on Karma thread.

Off with his head!    

I would give you karma but, I've got an arrow in my knee. So your banned and no karma.

I would give you karma but the arrow needs to be removed if you want to use it again.

I would give you karma but you did not make it clear whether the arrow or the knee was the thing to be used again.

I would give you karma but you must pick which one to use. Knee is good for walking. Arrow is good for sticking back in knee.

I would give you karma but, no sticking back in knee.    It's just as awful to hear it the second time. haha  

I would pay tens and tens of dollars for that to never happen to anyone. Especially me. 

I would give you karma but you have a spear in your bottom

I would give you karma but there's only roast beef and Yorkshire pud on the menu today