Frozen Yuppies

Here 's an idea for an art project: You get a camera, a car, and a driver. You sit on the passenger side and request that the driver take you to the trendiest part of your town or city. A business district can work equally well, depending upon the time of day. When you arrive in the trendy, oxygen bar, sushi and vintage clothing neighborhood of your choice, you roll down the window and ready your camera. Then, as you slowly pass groups of people eating lunch at sidewalk cafes, you shout "FREEZE!!!" at the top of your lungs. Snap a picture. Repeat this technique all over the area. Soon enough, you will have an immpressive collection of snapshots. The title? "Frozen Yuppies".
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Reply #2 Top
Me, too, TW! I don't think you're a yuppie, though. Too down to earth!

Thid idea would make for a funny albulm. I can just see the name brand purses in mid-air as MAC makeup flies out and chunks of blush shatter on the sidewalk, marking up the name brand shoes.
Reply #3 Top
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!
Reply #4 Top
I like it... How do you make a Slush Yuppy then? Or what about a Hush Yuppy (god knows a lot of 'em could do with gagging).
Reply #5 Top
How do you make a Slush Yuppy then? Or what about a Hush Yuppy


A Slush Yuppy is made when one requests that the driver swerve onto the sidewalk. A Hush Yuppy is made pretty much at the same time, but after all the screaming dies down.
Reply #6 Top
Yeah, sushi's awesome. Yuppies aren't the only ones who can enjoy sushi. In fact, I heard a rumor that the Japanese beat them to the punch...
Reply #7 Top
Reddirty - can I order two Slush Yuppies to go with extra flavouring, please?
Reply #8 Top
Reddirty - can I order two Slush Yuppies to go with extra flavouring, please?


Sure...in fact it's a buy 2 get one free special today!
Reply #9 Top
What about Gush yuppies...or...I know...blush yuppies.

Sorry...whole rhyme thing.
Reply #10 Top
Kick down the stall door and snap a photo of a "Flush Yuppie"....
Or record the passing of your pet fish as a "Flush Guppie"...
Or tag a dismissive '60's holdover as a "Pish Hippie"...
Reply #11 Top
What would their "Yuppie Puppies" look like on camera?
Reply #12 Top
What would their "Yuppie Puppies" look like on camera?


"Yuppie Puppies?" This blog is strictly pro-kitten! You ain't heard?
Reply #13 Top
If he's discussing what I think he's disgusting, then you don't need to worry about these "Yuppie puppies" being viewed sympathetically....