And your wish came thru, except that the water hose you got you water from got stuck in your month and the water cant be shut off so you fill up like a water balloon leaking out if every hole in your body till you pop.

I wish I could take a 2 month paid vacation without having to become a teacher.

Granted - now they will all come to me.

I wish I hadn't granted your wish,  they've all gone shopping.

Granted, I now no longer find your lack of cake disturbing.

I wish someone would have caught onto the blatant star wars reference and commented so the joke would have remained funny...

-Twilight Storm

Granted, however you get your vehicle from a used car dealer and you find that it's partially held together by duct tape and your license was crafted by some dude from Ecuador named Miguel.

I wish for a hundred trillion dollars in real currency. 

Granted, but it's only foolproof and not wiseguyproof.

I wish for a hundred trillion kilograms of gold.

Granted, but the world falls on top of you and crushes you, along with Godzilla.

I wish for a movie hybrid between Pirates of the Caribbean and Jurassic Park.