I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours....

Rants of course, what did you think I meant?

from JoeUser Forums
Bring it on!!!! What do you like to get shrill about? Where's the flame, baby? What is it that gets you all het up inside and blogging page long comments composed entirely of bold font capital letters?

Is it politics?................abortion? homosexuals? the war? oh yeah, you know you wanna blog about the war......yeah, yeah........
Bush? Kerry? Dare I say it...........rednecks? Liberals? Maybe religion is your hot button. Sex? Now there's a topic for ranting on,

sex. sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

No no, stop looking at that line..............I mean it...........HEY, DOWN HERE!!!!

How 'bout short, blatantly points whoring articles that take no real effort to create, but really rack em up by pissing people off? (whistles quietly while rolling eyes toward ceiling.......)

My personal favorites are people that criticize the military, people that condescend to soldiers by calling them kids or pretending we're all poor innocent dupes of Big Brother, people who are anti-Texas (I meant the state, but mostly wahine too), and chiprj for trying to murder the kitten population of Monterey (see previous cat article)

So bring it on!!!! And let the flam.......I mean the healing begin.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I guess mine would be narrow-minded bigots who think anuone not like them should be beaten, imprisoned, or dead. Or worse yet, saved from themselves.

I don't have anything at all against the military. I'm ex-military myself and I know some very nice crossdressers who are currently serving. Several of them in Iraq.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lately, I can't stand people who get all fired up with insults and name calling just because others have a different opinion from them. People who seem to write physically violent threats into their replies get on my nerves as well. Example: "That's a stupid way of thinking. If you say that to me and we are in the room together, I'd take a bat to your face!"

That kind of talk makes me wish for 'ignore user' function.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
OK . . . let's see . . . you already got some of mine . . . people who are anti-Texas (the state, but mostly me, too), and people who are condescending to the military (or people who are anti-military and disparage our troops). I'm OK with what chip's doing.

I can't stand it when people write an article and then lock the thread . . . or write an article with my name in the freaking title and lock the thread.

People who scream and curse at their children or force their older children to care for the younger ones (change diapers, give baths, dole out punishments, etc.).

It REALLY pisses me off when people leave their children, especially those under say 10 or so unattended in a car. Even with the windows rolled down.

People who park against the curb of a narrow street (especially when there's already a car parked against the opposite curb) instead of in their empty garage or driveway.

People who assume that since I have concerns and problems with some of the President's decisions that I must be a terrorist, anti-American, or anti-military . . . and I especially loathe people who accuse me of somehow harming or endangering our troops by not blindly approving everything the government does. Grrr.

People who fake an injury so that they don't have to deploy. Even worse when they do that and then act like worthless assholes to the families of those who do deploy.

The recycling nazis of Hawaii who have now implemented a 5 cent per container (even per can of soda!) deposit.

Non-military people who wear bdus or other military items like they are some kind of cool outfit.

OK . . . I have more, but I'll let this do for now.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'd take a bat to your face


That shouldn't be funny, but it made me laugh . . .
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
JCD, I read your article, and while I disagree with homosexuality from a moral standpoint, (if you read my back articles, you'll notice I'm a wee bit conservative), my only weapons against it would be my mouth, and that not through idiotic namecalling.

The only people I'm in favor of beating the shit out of are, well, people who beat the shit out of people, whether their victim is gay, straight, or what have you. I may disagree with your stance morally, or politically, but I feel that the only proper use of violence is in the protection of people from harm. I am sorry to hear what was done to you by those assholes and I hope that you recover quickly.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can't stand it when people write an article and then lock the thread . . . or write an article with my name in the freaking title and lock the thread.


I almost pissed myself when I read the most recent example of this one... right after he said he'd open his articles for comments!!!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I almost pissed myself when I read the most recent example of this one... right after he said he'd open his articles for comments!!!


Yeah . . . I'm about to explode! I feel like Tweak! Ack!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks SPC., while not gay, I guess I'd fall into that "or what have you" category.

I agree that violence is not the right course of action to resolve diagreements between people.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Texas
>> Yeah . . . I'm about to explode! I feel like Tweak! Ack!

I wouldn't think to leave another comment for people like that if I were you. They may respond to your comment with a reply and get lock-happy again.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm like a child in some ways . . . if you show me where your buttons are, I'll be dying to push them . . . if you tell me not to touch the new glass figurine, Ack! All I can think about is touching it! I've got to think about something else or I'll go crazy!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm like a child in some ways . . . if you show me where your buttons are, I'll be dying to push them . . . if you tell me not to touch the new glass figurine, Ack! All I can think about is touching it! I've got to think about something else or I'll go crazy!


Geeze, TW, have some coffee and relax....HAHAHA
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
. . . white fluffly clouds . . . puppies . . . rainbows . . . chocolate sprinkles . . . laughing babies . . .

*sigh*
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

People who park against the curb of a narrow street (especially when there's already a car parked against the opposite curb) instead of in their empty garage or driveway.


I take it that you've met my neighbors, then?


People who fake an injury so that they don't have to deploy


Yep.


Non-military people who wear bdus or other military items like they are some kind of cool outfit


Yep again.


I'd also like to add people who play their car stereo at 11 pm on the street outside my house so loudly that I can hear it over my a/c, dishwasher, TV and through 4, count them, 4 closed doors.


People who clog up the aisles in the commissary.


People who have no respect for anyone else's property or possesions and who treat my yard like it's a public playground...and the parents who let them do it.


And finally, parents who make excuse after excuse for their child's yobbo-esque, hooligan-ish behaviour and who refuse to believe that their little Germainakwan could POSSIBLY have hit my Jake (who's half his age) in the face with his fist.  On purpose.


There.  I feel much better now.


 

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
Texas,
>> if you show me where your buttons are, I'll be dying to push them

well, you are welcome to come to my blog and push some buttons there....
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
well, you are welcome to come to my blog and push some buttons there....


Don't mind if I do! *said in best Homer Simpson voice*
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I cannot stand it when my neighbors who live in the house behind us (sharing a backyard fence) tell my children to be quiet when they are playing on our swingset at 4:00pm in the afternoon. And yet those same people's dog barks at all hours of the night.

I despise religious hypocrites. The ones who spout about moral authority and portray a holier-than-thou attitude publicly when they are adulterers, child molesters, or abusers privately.

I really get heated up about people who claim to want an open discussion with varying points of view, but blacklist someone for posting a disagreement. I call them "the Blog Nazis."(of course the blacklist is there for abusers and personal attackers)

I cannot stand people who want to legalize marijuana for public use, but tell others that they should not be allowed to smoke a cigarette in their own home.

I hate it when people judge each other without any experience or knowledge about the other person.

Ooh...all this negativity. I better stop now!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
I guess I'd fall into that "or what have you" category


sorry, wrong assumption on my part.

I'd take a bat to your face!"


mental picture.........guy holding a bat over his head, and the audio........I am count chocula.....bleh bl...ouch....bleh...ouch...bleh..ouch.............

. . . white fluffly clouds . . . puppies . . . rainbows . . . chocolate sprinkles . . . laughing babies . .


Or, you could change the words of my favorite marching cadence from baby seal to button pusher.........

Way up north where the land is cold,
People up there ain't got much gold,
So that's the way we make our living,
Killing the baby seal,

Roast 'em toast 'em rotatill 'em,
Kick 'em in the head and make 'em squeal,
That's the way we make our livin',
Killin' the baby seals!


yobbo-esque, Germainakwan?


huh? damn google for not having a free slang to texan translator.

People who fake an injury so that they don't have to deploy. Even worse when they do that and then act like worthless assholes to the families of those who do deploy.


Yes, and add to this the effect that because jerks like this, if you haven't deployed to Iraq/Afghanistan yet, people start to look at you like you must be some kind of shamming pond scum, regardless of the reason. About 1/2? of my company went, I wasn't one of them.
No sham, just a big part of our mission is done here, but the first thing out of everyone's mouth is so you been to Iraq yet? Followed by the inevitable "oh", and the grim judgemental line that their mouth turns to when you have to say no, maybe later, but not yet.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
sorry, wrong assumption on my part.


No problem SPC. A lot of people make the same assumption. Truth is, 55% of crossdressers are hetero. Just another stereotype.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Truth is, 55% of crossdressers are hetero


And here is my favorite hetero crossdresser, Eddie Izzard
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
huh? damn google for not having a free slang to texan translator.


I think yobbo is a derogatory Australian term, and Germainakwan would be a generic name of a neighborhood kid, based on the names of real life neighborhood kids . . .

I'm dying to know if I got this right, dharma!

SPC:
No sham, just a big part of our mission is done here, but the first thing out of everyone's mouth is so you been to Iraq yet? Followed by the inevitable "oh", and the grim judgemental line that their mouth turns to when you have to say no, maybe later, but not yet.


I do feel for you on that. It's wrong, but I do it, too. When I see a perfectly healthy daddy helping a mommy with the kids at the grocery store, in my head I think, "bastard." You are doing your job . . . you are fighting the war on terror in a way that is just as important and vital as the way those who have deployed are fighting it. What you do is necessary and important, and you are making sacrifices and working long hours to protect our nation. And further, if your name turned up on a deployment list, you'd answer the call with pride. Sometimes it's hard for us wives who have husbands who are gone to remember that, so cut us a little slack, but know that what you do is very much appreciated, and we owe a debt of gratitude to you.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
iamhather: I love Eddy Izzard!!! He was in Chicago recently, and while I wasn't able to go a friend of mine did (female to male crossdresser) and she said he was just fantastic!
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm a big fan of neat little boxes. Give me any democrat, evangelical, freakin' liberal--any of 'em--and I can force them into a nice little box because it makes my world neater.

/sarcasm

-A.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
I love Eddy Izzard!!! He was in Chicago recently, and while I wasn't able to go a friend of mine did (female to male crossdresser) and she said he was just fantastic!


Oooooh I am so jealous! Of course he was fantastic!
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
I guess we can get upset about just about anything because we have to deal daily with people. If it weren't for people like me and other imperfect souls, this world would not be half bad. These are the things the flame the Lord of love:
Proverbs 6:16-19 There are six things the LORD hates, yes, and the seventh is an abomination to him;

1) Haughty eyes, 2) a lying tongue, 3) hands that shed innocent blood; 4) a heart that plots wicked schemes, 5) feet that run swiftly to evil, 6) The false witness who utters lies, 7) he who sows discord among brothers

The seven vices symbolized for the most part by bodily organs are pride - Haughty eyes, lying-tongue, murder - hands, intrigue-heart, readiness to do evil-feet, false witness-eyes, heart & tongue, and the stirring up of discord-tongue, heart.