Your message from the Secret Masters

from JoeUser Forums
"Follow plan X if Scott Bakula takes the bowling ball from the blue mountain"

Everything is going according to plan, my fellow Illuminatus.
The American colonies are once again being led by a S&C initiate.
Mr.Moore has successfully discredited the Alpha Centarians, our sworn enemy.

The Iraqi war has distracted the globe from the Fraternitas Saturni.
The men in black have switched Dan Rather with our own operative.
The Templars will discredit Kofe Anon.

EVERYTHING is going according to our plans.
HAIL THE ALL SEEING EYE! ILLUMINATION IS OURS!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
hahaha. You should read Foucault's Pendulum, by Umberto Eco. Enough conspiracy theories to make your head spin!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Follow plan X if Scott Bakula take the bowling ball from the blue mountain

Temptress OldandWise reporting in...

Will the Puppetmaster ensure Fahrenheit 9/11 1/2 complete by 2008 in time for the nephew of the son to succeed?
Have The Ancients secured the jade monkey?

HAIL THE ALL SEEING EYE! ILLUMINATION IS OURS!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
The jade monkey is in the glove compartment, and the full moon is out!

EXCELLENT...
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hail Eris,

This is not a suspicious message. This is not a friendly warning. This is an inconspicuous communication, fnord.
It's beautiful. Wish you were here.

Agent Sigma
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
The hawk is set free, Master Sigma. The 11th Order sends a postcard of clouds.
Climb the elephant.

Templar Zombie, 1st Order.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
The secret masters will be sending you messages by the device known only as DesktopX shortly.