Kiss me, I'm Veterish!

So it doesn't look as good on a t-shirt.

from JoeUser Forums
So tommorow's veterans day, right? In remembrance of our armed forces (and armstice day before that.) What were you planning to do? Avoid the lake? Studiously NOT go to the bank or recieve your mail? Perhaps you were planning to really go over the top and fly the flag, or observe a moment of silence.......(actually I might do those last couple.)

Screw that, though. If ya want to support our troops, and the sacrifices they've made, go out and buy a veteran a beer. Or give 'em a big smeary kiss on the lips. Putting out will be considered extra credit. For those of you not up to this, try writing a letter or baking cookies. And while you do want to consider those who are in the military now, don't forget..........Old fat fogey vietnam and gulf war vets need lovin' too, or if not lovin' then at least beer.

I've been in the army over 5 years now, and while I do appreciate the occasional kind word, moment of appreciation, or ribbon I didn't really earn for being in the military at the right time, it seems to me the things that the guys remember best are the actions ya take, in this case noogies and booze.

So this year, find a soldier and say "Kiss me baby, I'm veterish."
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I gots a veteran but I can't give him no lovins.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm placing flags on the graves in the DLI cemetery tomorrow morning.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can't give him no lovins.

(pointedly glances towards the phone with a dirty mind.......)
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm placing flags on the graves in the DLI cemetery tomorrow morning.


That's awesome, chip. You're an amazing guy.

(glances towards the phone with a dirty mind.......)


he he he . . . good idea.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm placing flags on the graves in the DLI cemetery tomorrow morning.


sigh......I'll be working tomorrow. Apparently, the mujahideen DIDN'T get the memo about the four day weekend. Lousy S-1 never puts out all the info........
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Or give 'em a big smeary kiss on the lips. Putting out will be considered extra credit

Anyone reading this should consider how badly they want to be hurt before they start giving my husband big smeary kisses or offering him....well, you know.  I mean it.  The only person he gets lovin' from is me...and this year I'm lucky enough to have him home so's I can show him my appreciation up close and personal like.

He has to work tomorrow too, SNS, so you're not alone.

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Anyone reading this should consider how badly they want to be hurt before they start giving my husband big smeary kisses or offering him....well, you know.


I'll second that one............check for a ring first!!! If you see one, just smile and say thank you.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll second that one............check for a ring first!!! If you see one, just smile and say thank you.


Yeah, Military Wives are notoriously touchy when other people start getting too close and personnal!

My sweetie will miss my "Veteran's Day Thank You" but will be home just in time to see his daughter born..... I suppose I can think him then....
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
When my husband was dying (I thought recovering from a massive stroke) in the VA hospital, I had a chance to see how lonely some Vets were. At that time I was a heavy smoker so I would leave my husband's side for a smoke break. In the smoking lounge, I would be immediately be surrounded by ten or twelve lonely men. I always had a supply of cigs and lighters to give. I listened to their stories. Some told me that their wives just dumped them at the hospital and never returned. Some just wanted to know why I was there day after day, hour upon hour. It was an experience I will never forget.

Today I will honor all those brave soldiers and those I don't even know about by remembering them to the Lord. Praise God for all those who serve.

Here is a smooch for you, SPC NBP. Yipes, an old lady's kiss? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuu!
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Since some of us are still deployed I think Oprah should buy me a frickin' car. A real one, not the girl-mobiles they gave out. Yeah Baby!!!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Apparently, the mujahideen DIDN'T get the memo about the four day weekend.

 

The Marines will pass them the message.

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
The only person he gets lovin' from is me...


Fair enough, he won't get any from me.

Yipes, an old lady's kiss? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuu


Thank you, hope jealous wife doesn't read this, hope jealous wife doesn't read this, hope jealous wif...........

Since some of us are still deployed I think Oprah should buy me a frickin' car.


If anyone asks, I approved it. And if they have any extras???............

The Marines will pass them the message.


heh heh heh...........that one goes straight to the top of the charts.....number one with a bullet, hell, why not lots of bullets?......and mortars, and artillery, and airstrikes, and...............