Banned for banning the first person to make sense on this thread.

Banned for crushing a western chicken turtle.

Banned because chicken turtles don't exist.

banned for thinking chicken turtles don't exist.

Banned for buying into the Cult of the Chicken Turtle.

Banned for creating a cult of chicken turtle

Banned for carrying on the discussion of chicken turtles for yet another post.

Wait....

DAMN IT!

rofl! banned for owning yourself.

Banned for not owning yourself.

banned for not owning yourself either.

banned because https://forums.sinsofasolarempire.com/350976

Preemptive ban.

banned for not continuing on with chiken turtles!!!

viva the turtles!!!!

viva la chiken!!!

banned for ending a sentence about chicken turtles with a frog. wtf man? lol

banned for being a vampires whom likes chicken turtles

banned for using a plural "vampire" while using a singular "a" in front of it.

banned for not catching the other glaring grammatical mistake in Daniel's post!

..and dont you guys try to ban me for being a grammar nazi!

banned for being a grammar nazi and banned for being a pink fox.

banned for not realizing i meant female vampire and not more than one vampire.

Banned for thinking she is somehow a vampire when her avatar is clearly the Queen of Thorns...

- Mord

banned for not seeing the fangs

Banned for seeing things that aren't there

banned for being blind

banned under EU directive 123.45.c in relation to the treatment of the disabled.

banned for I don't fall under EU directives of any kind.  chicken turtles.