Banned for thinking a cat can be sexy.

Banned for hating cats.

(I hate dogs btw.)

Banned for asking for it.

banned for banning the task of asking

Banned for banning him for banning the task of asking.

banned banned banned and banned again for using too many bannings

Banned for not continuing my ban-chain.

banned for expecting ban-chains to continue forever and anon

Banned because I want a ban-chain that will fill an entire page.

banned for making me laugh

banned for laughing at ban chains.

Banned for not laughing at ban-chains.

Banned for making an entire page fill up about ban-chains

banned for adding to the ban chain chain and logging me off the site.

banned for exposing my power to log people off the site.

Banned for having your power exposed. Put your pants back on!

Banned for the dirty hint.

banned for implying I am not clean. I shower every day!

banned for using dirt to shower in.

Banned because a dirt shower sounds really kinky.

Banned cuz a dirt shower is the the best shower as its whats the elephants use

banned because elephants dont shoot dirt out thier trunks

Banned for being elephant-lovers.

banned for not knowing that elephants take dirt showers to get rid of pests.

Banned for being one of the few edumacated people on the forums