Banned for banning losers.

Banned for losing bans.

banned for losing your dog

Banned for losing yourself.

banned for being a virus

oh your graphix card will do fine, its just the game (there are some bottlenecks) is a little old so it can't do everything quite as well as it should

Banned for bottling necks.

banned for having no neck for me to bottle

banned for bottling necks when your supposed to ring them

banned for bringing bells to a neck fight

Banned for being an SoaSE modder.

Banned for being a Matrix modder.

banned for it is 6 am on a thursday

Banned because its 2 pm, duh.

banned for not knowing there is only 1 time zone and that is the one i am in which ever one it is and now it is 6 22 am around the planet.

Banned for going global.

banned for not knowing i am a zonist.

Banned for being a Zone-lover. Its the Monolith faction next, I'll tell ya all!

banned for all monoliths are 5000 years old or older.

Banned for stealing a part of Scoutdog's shtick.

banned for bringing shtick into this

Banned because I actually meant the Monolith faction of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear Sky, game.

banned for correcting someone

banned for not banning him for making his ban clear.

banned for wanting clear bans

the obscure ones are the most fun

Banned for banning for wanting clear bans...