banned for going into the zombie topic

oooohh zombie pirates of DOOM!

banned for zombie pirates of doom

banned for getting lost in the story about Zombie Pirates of DOOM!

banned for letting the mindless pirates take over the ship.

banned for not realizing that the mindless pirates were under my complete control

I told them to take over your ship

banned for they mistook your ship for mine

banned for assuming thats my problem

they already controled it so no harm done, but they still got to yours

Banned for having problems.

banned for not knowing the flying dutchman when you see it.  your crew was eaten.

banned for eating scoutdogs crew

banned cuz i dont even think scoutdog has a crew in the first place

SO SAYS THE KING!!!

banned for assuming anything you say is correct because you are a king

banned for not respecting a king, even a false king.

banned for thinking that kissing a kings ass is respecting

sometimes telling the truth is a sign of respect

banned for not thinking you can tell the truth and be respectful.

Banned for being disrspectful.

Some people consider being told off disrespectful.

banned for sticking your tongue out

that is ssoooooooooooooo disrepectful

Banned for demanging respect, you scumbag!

Banned for NOT sticking your tongue out  

Banned for being respectful.

Edit: OMG scoutdog! How do you always do that????? ALWAYS posting just a few seconds before anybody.

banned for being a slow poke.

banned for being a lost poke

banned for not knowing that being lost is all that

Banned for using old-school hip talk.

banned for being anti old school

banned for having a bad old hip