Banned for not submitting to the indomitable will of the Galactic Empire.

banned for the empire has no will.

Banned for questioning me.

Banned because I can.

Banned for automatically assuming you can do things just because you are capable of doing them.

For every action, a reaction.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for following Newtons Third Law

Banned for not following Newton's Third Law.

Banned because I do follow all of his laws. Everyone does

F 'n Q doesn't (please, even a pity laugh will suffice).

Banned for demanding pity.

Banned for enforcing laws. ANARCHY! FREE MOVIES AND OTHER STUFF WE DON'T NEED TO LIVE! YEAH! ANARCHY!

*Guy from Nuclear power plant walks up*

"Uh, guys I have a little problem here... we kinda need somebody to work on the power plant just north of here"

Anarchist leader: "We don't need electricity anymore, we're an ANARCHY!"

Others: "ANARCHY!"

Worker: "Yeah, I know, but um... if that powerplant melts down, we all... basically die"

Anarchist Leader: "ah, crap... well, what do we need to do?"

Worker: "Well, me and my co-workers up there got it covered, but if we're an anarchy now, we'll need somebody to give us food every now and then. And our families, too"

Anarchist Leader: "All right... guys, when you see the Worker and the other Workers, give them and their families some food, okay?"

Random Guy: "But, can't anybode just say they work there and get free food?"

Anarchist Leader: "Fine, we'll make shirts that say, "I work at the Plant, give me food" "

Random Guy: "But, then anybody can make a shirt and get free food!"

Anarchist Leader: "No, because Joe here, will be making all the shirts"

Joe: "But, then I'll need food, too"

Random Guy: "But, then anybody can just take one of Joe's shirts and get free food!"

Anarchist Leader: "Fine, then I'll have to be the shirt inspector, there, happy?!"

Joe: "wait, doesn't that make you a cop or something?"

Anarchist Leader: "No, not reall-"

Random Guy: "HE'S A COP! GET HIM! FOR THE ANARCHY!"

Others: "ANARCHY!"

*Kills anarchist leader*

Joe: "Allright, then. I guess I'm in charge now. Forget everything that guy just said"

Worker: "Wait, forget everything that guy just said? 

Joe: "yup"

Worker: "okay, then. Well, I work at the Nuclear power plant up north and..."

Yup. It's a cycle.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for an irrelevant ban.

Banned bcuz i can solve anarchy

Banned for an irrelevant picture.

Banned for a double irrelevant ban ban.

Xer0 \^/

Banned because I demand sacrifice

LOL!

Funny story Xer07!

Banned for not posting more funny stuff.

Banned for being an Aztec. If you want sacrifice, we'll just strap you to a stone deity, cut open your chest, rip out your still-beating heart, and offer it to the sun god.

Not my idea, but it's been stuck in my head all day thanks to one of my guy friends.

Xer0 \^/

EDIT\\\ Thanks, Morpheas. Decided to save a decent bit of my material for tomorrow, tho. I get grounded the next day because of report cards, so yea.

Banned for failing by 5 milliseconds lol

Banned for continuously mocking my failure... in both the girls and timeframe categories.

Xer0 \^/

banned because that thing after your name kinda looks like a skiier

\^/

SO SAYS THE KING

Banned for not submitting to me as Emperor!

banned cuz ur just a general... Im a king

also, banned cuz im goin to sleep.

SO SAYS THE KING

Banned because I defy you as king.

Banned because I'm going to sleep too.

What, did you get that from South Park? Pizza for slow \/ French Fries for fast ||?

Xer0 \^/