banned for you are older than me

banned for being a little child.

banned for bagging on kids

banned for scaring kids

I had nightmares about you for years

banned for being scared of a fake ghost.

banned for not understanding the imagination of a child

you old man

Banned for having no 'w' in your name.

banned for hiding the raid in your name.

Banned for being lost

banned for being the 1 billionth person to say that.

banned for keeping track or for issueing a hyperbole

Banned for math-speech

banned for not knowing what a hyperbole is.

you must be as thick as a plank! =P

Banned for associating me with wood, which I have only in certain situations and in the morning

banned for too much information.

Banned for wanting to silence my right to free speech.

You dictator, you.

banned for ignoring my sovereignty and for thinking i should follow rules because you choose to.

your both banned for following any rules.

Banned for playing the forum Cop

banned for i like caos as much as i like order.

Banned for mis-spelling chaos.

Banned because chaos will be spelled as it sees fit.

Banned for being chaos personified.

Banned for HERESY and sentenced to be cleansed in the God-Emperor's holy prometium-fuelled fire

Banned because the very nature of chaos means that it cannot be personified in anyone

edit: Banned for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A and for beating me to it