Banned for taking seriously what was intended a WC fun.

banned for putting Z instead of S in an English word pertaining to something English.

banned for making up grammartical rules

If I made up grammartical rules, fine,,, but I didn't so you're banned (NO typo excuses.. and NO correspondence will be entered into).

Banned for post being too long.

banned for bearing a striking resemblance to your avatar

banned for comparing people to their avatars when yours looks just like you.

Banned because it's rainning

Banned because it is not "rainning".

banned for use of inverted comma's  

banned for not using "inverted commas".

Banned for quoting.

banned for banning for quoting.

banned cuz you cant find your way

banned for getting me lost in your swirlies.

Banned because my dog could find you.

banned because you should have used GPS

banned for shifty eyes

Banned for the terrible wig....  your hair looks nothing like that.

banned for taking a self photo.

Banned for no photo at all.

Banned for not being the man on the grassy knoll.

Banned for killing the thread.....

Banned for banning self.

banned for having a prejudis against snowmen

banned for startin a new page and banned for thinkin zelda is still cool